Today is Day 3 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. For the 3rd Day of Christmas I give you:
Angels Fans are Getting High
(to the tune of “Angels We Have Heard on High”)
Angels fans are getting high
(at) Colorado Rockies games
Pot shops now are legalized
(so) visitors toke Mary Janes
Sto-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ned we are
Higher than our halos
Sto-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ned we are
Higher than our halos
