Man it Blows! Man it Blows! Man it Blows!

Today is Day 5 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. For the 5th Day of Christmas I bring you:

Man it Blows! Man it Blows! Man it Blows!

(sung to the tune of “Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!”)

Oh the weather outside is frightful

And my boss is being spiteful

I’m broke with no place to go

Man it blows! Man it blows! Man it blows!

****

Fiscal cliff shows no sign of stopping

And my buttoned pants are popping

The zit on my nose just grows

Man it blows! Man it blows! Man it blows!

****

On Facebook I can’t get a “Like”

And my boyfriend’s addicted to porn

And the NHL ‘s still on strike

I wish that I never was born

****

My iPhone keeps on dying

And I just can’t stop from crying

There’s no one who loves me, so –

Man it blows! Man it blows! Man it blows

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5 Comments

Filed under Holidays, Humor, Music, Parody, Satire

5 responses to “Man it Blows! Man it Blows! Man it Blows!

  1. You can sing, too? Damn! Nice! :>

  2. Thanks for putting a smole on my face daily!

  3. Pingback: Blow Wind Blow…. « jazfagan

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