I’m Dreaming of a Politically Correct Christmas

Politically correct XmasToday is Day 10 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect.

This one is actually deliberately politically correct (not too often that you so three adverbs in a row). To sing this song, everything in brackets needs to be sung very quickly.

For the 10th Day of Christmas I bring you:

I’m Dreaming of a Politically Correct Christmas

I’m dreaming of a politically correct Christmas

For public school holiday shows

One-third sings Hanukkah

A third – songs for Kwanzaa

The rest – ‘bout Santa and the snow

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I’m dreaming of a politically correct Christmas

Where <religions/races/nationalities/political parties/genders/sexual orientations> all unite

May your day be generic and trite

And may all your Christmases be white <or black or brown or yellow or red depending on your race because they’re all equally good.>

I have another verse about the far right wing dreaming of a truly white Christmas, but my husband who enjoys  politically incorrect humor more than almost anyone I know advised me that I had crossed the line. If you’re interested in hearing it, drop me an email and I’ll send it to you.

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Filed under Holidays, Humor, Parody, Public Education, Satire

2 responses to “I’m Dreaming of a Politically Correct Christmas

  1. When my son was very small, my father-in-law was freaked about the fact that their entire Christmas concert, oh pardon me, HOLIDAY

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