Today is Day 4 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. For the 4th Day of Christmas I’ve transformed one of your favorite children’s Christmas songs – Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Unfortunately it’s not Santa who’s telling you not to cry, or checking off that list, or staring at you while you’re sleeping.
Santa Claus is Coming to Town – NOT!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
‘CAUSE YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ MARINE, DAMMIT!!!!
Checking it twice
Gonna find out
who’s naughty or nice
Your anal-retentive boss doesn’t think you deserve a holiday bonus.
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
It doesn’t really matter if you’re bad or good, because if Freddy Krueger’s got your number, you’re a goner.