Santa Claus is Coming to Town – NOT!

Santa Claus Today is Day 4 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. For the 4th Day of Christmas I’ve transformed one of your favorite children’s Christmas songs – Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Unfortunately it’s not Santa who’s telling you not to cry, or checking off that list, or staring at you while you’re sleeping.

Santa Claus is Coming to Town – NOT!

You better watch outusmc_yelling

You better not cry

Better not pout

I’m telling you why


Screen shot 2012-12-16 at 9.12.31 AMHe’s making a list

Checking it twice

Gonna find out

who’s naughty or nice

Your anal-retentive boss doesn’t think you deserve a holiday bonus.


Freddy_KruegerHe sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake

It doesn’t really matter if you’re bad or good, because if Freddy Krueger’s got your number, you’re a goner.


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