Silent Night, Lonely Night

Today is Day 7 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. For the 7th Day of Christmas I bring you:

“Silent Night” (sung to the tune [duh!] “Silent Night”)

Silent night

Can this be a real ad?

Can this be a real ad?

Lonely night

No one calls

No one writes


I’m a virgin

(No) others worthwhile

Only instance –

His kiss met my bile


(I got nothin’ for this next one):

Sleep in heavenly peace

Sleep in heavenly peace

Maybe I should just keep the original line. It’s really no surprise this loser is sleeping alone.


1 Comment

Filed under Holidays, Humor, Parody, Satire

One response to “Silent Night, Lonely Night

  1. That torso with arm pillow is creepy. Does it really need the hand?

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