Frosty the Lecherous Snowman

Today is Day 9 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect. This one is particularly raunchy. I’m not sure if I should be more proud or embarrassed.

For the 9th Day of Christmas I bring you:

Frosty the Lecherous Snowman

Frosty the Snowman had a very crappy soul

He would date women and use all them

To inflate his large ego

*************

Frosty the Snowman was no fairy, so he’d say

He was chilled like snow and he seemed so cold

To the ladies on a date

*************

There must have been some tragic end

That caused him to rebound

For every time he found a mate

He began to fool around

*************

Frosty the Snowman thought that he was a hot lay

So he said, “Come Hun,” and “We’ll have some fun”

Before I run away

*************

Down to the nightclub with his Visa in his hand

Touching here and there any woman’s bare –

– Skinned leg with his firm gland

*************

He leads girls to his dark condo

And then climbs right on top

And hates to pause the moment when

The girls all holler STOP!

*************

Frosty the Snowman always hurries on his way

And he waves goodbye and grabs a thigh, saying

“I’ll call you someday”

*************

Thumpity thump thump

Thumpity thump thump

Then puts on his clothes

Thumpity thump thump

Thumpity thump thump

He has his fun then goes

Frosty the Lecherous Snowman

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One response to “Frosty the Lecherous Snowman

  1. This is why I insist that all snowmen built on my property must wear pants!

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