My Rump-rump-rump-rump

hairy lumpy buttToday is Day 12 of the countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas. I present another one of your most beloved holiday songs and recreate it as a parody that is probably crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect.

For the 12th Day of Christmas I bring you “My rump-rump-rump-rump” sung to the tune of “The Little Drummer Boy.”

“My Rump-rump-rump-rump”

“Come,” they told me

My rump-rump-rump-rump

Was now a blimb-sized seat

My rump-rump-rump-rump

“Our slimmest shakes we drink”

My rump-rump-rump-rump

“To help our dieting”

My rump-rump-rump-rump

Rump-rump-rump-rump

Rump-rump-rump-rump

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So I joined their gym

My rump-rump-rump-rump

To firm up my bum

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I said, “Maybe – ”

My rump-rump-rump-rump

“I’ll try your cross-fit too”

My rump-rump-rump-rump

They showed me squats that sting

My rump-rump-rump-rump

The reps were tiring

My rump-rump-rump-rump

Rump-rump-rump-rump

Rump-rump-rump-rump

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“Shall I lunge for you?”

My rump-rump-rump-rump

Tightening my bum.

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My tush gained some height

My rump-rump-rump-rump

I squeezed my butt cheeks tight

My rump-rump-rump-rump

Gluteus maximus

My rump-rump-rump-rump

Was not so maximus

My rump-rump-rump-rump

Rump-rump-rump-rump

Rump-rump-rump-rump

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Trainers high-fived me

My rump-rump-rump-rump

At my firm buns

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