Police Navidad

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Yesterday I finished up my countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas in which every day for 12 days I presented a different beloved holiday song and recreated it as a parody that was possibly crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect.

I probably should have checked my math (or at least a calendar) before I started since today is Christmas Day and my 12 days are up. No worries. It’s my blog, so I get to make the rules. So as an added bonus, I bring you my final installment in this series:

“Police Navidad” sung to the tune of “Feliz Navidad”

Police Navidad

Police Navidad

Police Navidad

Another family Christmas has gone bad

Police Navidad

Police Navidad

Police Navidad

Too many fights between the moms and dads


I don’t want another scary Christmas

That requires psychoanalysis

Or cashing IRA’s just to pay to bail us

Out of jail at night court

I don’t want to have to bury Christmas

Or form resentments and lack of forgiveness

Restraining orders from my wife and kids

Christmas Day rips us apart!


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