Yesterday I finished up my countdown of the 12 Days of Christmas in which every day for 12 days I presented a different beloved holiday song and recreated it as a parody that was possibly crass, dirty, disgusting, offensive, or politically incorrect.
I probably should have checked my math (or at least a calendar) before I started since today is Christmas Day and my 12 days are up. No worries. It’s my blog, so I get to make the rules. So as an added bonus, I bring you my final installment in this series:
“Police Navidad” sung to the tune of “Feliz Navidad”
Another family Christmas has gone bad
Too many fights between the moms and dads
I don’t want another scary Christmas
That requires psychoanalysis
Or cashing IRA’s just to pay to bail us
Out of jail at night court
I don’t want to have to bury Christmas
Or form resentments and lack of forgiveness
Restraining orders from my wife and kids
Christmas Day rips us apart!