Just like Sleeping Beauty, when each of my daughters was born, a good fairy floated down over their angelic heads and bestowed upon them the gift of song.
The gift appeared early with Emily when she was two and she sang non-stop. She got the Christmas solo in preschool and by the 2nd grade she landed the lead in every school musical. In middle school, as an incoming 6th grader, she won the school talent contest when she sang “Shy” from Once Upon a Mattress and her microphone went out. Her voice continued to ring to the last seat in the auditorium.
Mary is four years younger and we were concerned about her following in Emily’s footsteps. How could she compete with her sister’s reputation? But we needn’t have worried because Mary developed her own voice, which was as powerful and clear and pitch-perfect as Emily’s. After playing the leads in the same musicals Emily performed in, Mary is now singing leads in a middle school performing arts academy.
If a good fairy hovered over his head when he was a wee infant, I’m not sure yet what gift was bestowed upon him. The gift of joke, perhaps. Maybe the gift of never shut up. He chatters on incessantly about absolutely anything. If Jake’s around there is no such thing as silence. The only exception is if he is meeting someone new, and no matter how many times I’ve coached him on saying, “Hello. Nice to meet you,” he just silently hides under my pants.
Jake ran toward 3rd base instead of 1st in tee-ball and he kicked the ball more than he dribbled it in basketball. Although he’s performing relatively well in school, he’s still a bit squirmy, so it’s doubtful that he’ll make any kind of kindergarten honor roll this year.
The elementary school holiday show was a couple of weeks ago, and it was the first event I went to since I had shingles.I was so excited to see Jake and the other kindergartners sing “Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel” and “Ten Little Angels in the Band.”
Because Jake’s one of the younger, shorter ones, he was in the front row. We’d practiced the songs a dozen times, so I knew he could sing them. And yet, when the other children started singing, there was my Jake – swaying and moving his mouth silently to something that had nothing to do with the tunes the other kids were singing. He looked like Ray Charles, if Ray was singing the wrong song.
It looks like Jake will not be inheriting his sisters’ talent for singing.
Although Jake did not acquire the gift of song, he constantly sings a little ditty his friend Griffin taught him:
A B C D E F G
Gummy bears are chasing me.
One is red. Once is blue.
One is chewing on my shoe.
I have to run for my life
Because the red one has a knife.
I was thrilled to death recently when I heard my husband laughing hysterically, calling me into the living room to watch Jake. Jake was wearing his new elf shirt and two different Christmas socks. He had built himself a small dance floor with his big plastic waffles and was singing the rap song “Who Let the Dogs Out?” and dancing in a way that was half Michael Jackson, half complete spaz. I caught it on my smart phone and posted it on YouTube. If you’re looking for it, it’s called “Jake sings Who Let the Dogs Out?” and would you believe there is a second video with the exact same name? Ours is the funnier one with more hits. It’s just a minute long, so I encourage you to check it out. Just click on this link:
Jake sings Who Let the Dogs Out?
It looks like the good fairy did bestow a gift upon my infant son Jake: the gift of spaz.
8 responses to “America’s Got Talent – But What About My Son Jake?”
That was cute – I may try his dance moves on January 1 as part of my new exercise regimen. I’m pretty sure I can remember the words. 🙂
ummmm, you forgot the other talent he and Griffin have….a ‘certain’ sound when putting their mouths up against their arms and blowing!
Yeah – I’m not sure if we should submit them for “America’s Got Talent” or “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”
He looked like Ray Charles, if Ray was singing the wrong song.
The youtube video is priceless. Oh, he is so Tom’s child. So cute, so funny.
He’ll be the comedian 🙂
Are you kidding he is going into acting. And become the heart throb of many a young girls. Maybe a Politician.
Looks like Jake is the resident comedian of our family. He comes out of left field, right field and center field all at one time. He is one of a kind!
I have a gifted spaz, too. You gotta love them. Adorable video.
The picture of the blue tongue is still my favorite picture of Jake.