There is one topic of conversation today that dominates all others: New Year’s resolutions.
Correction. For this year only, everyone’s talking about surviving the Fiscal Cliff. However, a close second is the aforementioned New Year’s resolutions.
This year I’m boycotting.
Every year on January 1st I vow to eat healthier and to exercise more. It’s one of those blood oath vows that I am 100% certain will stick. My goal is to lose 20 lbs., which is stupidly unrealistic because in order to maintain 110 lbs., I would have to live on a diet of diluted vegetable broth and run a half marathon on a daily basis. Frankly, I could care less how much I weigh as long as I lose this jiggly abdomen I’ve acquired this year and have arms strong enough to paint a ceiling without taking a break every five minutes.
I’m not going to call it a resolution. But I’m definitely doing more planks and eating less popcorn.
I also think I’m going to get more organized. It actually is a necessity because the clutter is clogging up the good stuff I can’t find. I keep meaning to make the transition from paper Day Planner to Google Calendar so the rest of the family can see what I’ve planned for them without having to decipher my chicken scratch.
Every year I hope that the coming year will be the one that gets us out of debt. This year I’m more realistic. Short of winning lotto, that’s not going to happen anytime soon. I just plan to keep what I’m doing – paying my bills on time, juggling balance transfer deals, and only buying what I absolutely need. There are a lot of folks who are too poor to even accomplish that goal, so I absolutely feel like one of the fortunate ones. Of course I still wouldn’t turn down that lotto win.
Maybe I’ll eat healthier, exercise more, get organized, and pay off some debt in 2013, but I’m not going to make a deal with the devil to do it. If I fail, I’m not going to kick myself, single-handedly devour an entire Boston cream pie, toss out my Thighmaster, haphazardly throw the contents of my entire garage into a rent-a-dumpster or run through the mall like a banshee throwing my Visa card at everything in sight.
It’s the resolution relapse that bites you in the butt every time.
When exploring a list of the most popular New Year’s resolutions, I realize that there’s a bunch that I already do. I’ve never smoked, I already quit drinking, I tell my kids and husband everyday that I love them, I volunteer, I recycle, and I already went back to school. I’d like to learn more Spanish than “¿dónde está el baño?” and “con queso por favor,” but if I don’t master the language this year, I can at least practice rolling my “R’s.”
Many people put travel among their list of New Year’s resolutions. I don’t, because it would cancel out the previous paying-off-debt goal.
Some aim for a better job. I actually like my job, and my boss pays me well, but I could use some extra hours in the off-season. I can aim for that, but I’m not going to call it a resolution. It’s more like making some phone calls to see if there’s any freelance work to be had.
Wait. I already do that.
Another typical resolution is to learn something new. If I had the time, I’d do that more often, but I figure that I’ll have plenty of time for that in the old folks’ home.
A resolution that’s popping up more these days is vowing to manage stress. I could use a little more of that one, but since my bad bout of shingles last year, I’ve really been trying to get enough sleep and not get freaked out by the things I can’t control. So I guess I’ve been sticking to that last year’s resolution. Done.
Here’s what I really want to do in 2013:
I want to write more Facebook comments.
I want to accept that other parents won’t become more courteous drivers just because I roll my eyes at them when they double park at school pick up.
I want to watch more Jon Stewart.
I want to quit obsessing over gas prices.
I want to take a bath one day.
I want to find a better hiding place to store my son’s coloring pages than the recycling bin.
I want to dye my hair before my roots are an inch long.
I want to beat my kids in a game of Apples to Apples.
I don’t want any of my blogs to be stinkers.
Sometimes I just want to do nothing.
I’m hoping to do all these things in 2013. I’m just not going to call them resolutions.
3 responses to “My New Year’s Resolution this Year: No More Resolutions!”
I am back on the workout program today. You are welcome to join. It looks like I am up already, I won Apple to Apples. Wait, these are your none resolutions for the new year. My New Year’s resolution is always them same, do a little better than the year before no matter what the subject of importance is at the time. I am happy to here you are going to take a bath. Thank God!
I haven’t made any New Year’s resolutions in years, not since I saw copies of them and realized I’d reached almost none. Now my life keeps getting better and better and I think it’s because I’m not writing resolutions. I do tell myself every morning that the best years of my life are still in front of me. For someone who just turned 70 that’s a pretty good piece of optimism. Keep the comments coming Tom. I love reading them. I’m glad to see you’re watching Jon Stewart Cathy. I’ve heard that’s where most democrats get their news.
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